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Mean Mr. Mustard
Lennon & McCartneyMean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,
shaves in the dark trying to save paper.
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose,
such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in the shop
she never stops, she's a go getter.
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene,
such a Dirty old man,
Dirty old man.